Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
(via quibbler)
TV taught me how to feel Now real life has no appeal
foxes enjoying themselves (x)
you’re welcome
i can’t deal with this
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Holy Land USA
Waterbury, ConnecticutHoly Land USA was once an 18 acre Bible-themed park located in Waterbury, Connecticut. The park had about 40,000 visitors a year until it closed in 1984 for renovations. Holy Land USA never opened back up again due to the death of owner John Greco in 1986. It has been abandoned ever since. The abandoned acres of the theme park have been watched over by groups of nuns for decades, but the place keeps getting more and more creepy as the park continues to deteriorate.
On top of the vandalism and eeriness the park gives off, a teenager was murdered on these abandoned grounds in 2010. Since then police records have shown that the amount of trespassers have been decreasing which just means abandoned Holy Land USA is as creepy and deserted as ever.
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
(Source: iseeincolor91, via cosniehaus)
Make bad art.
Neil Gaiman has released a book of his great commencement address, Make Good Art.
When things get tough, this is what you should do: Make good art. I’m serious. Husband runs off with a politician — make good art. Leg crushed and then eaten by a mutated boa constrictor — make good art. IRS on your trail — make good art. Cat exploded — make good art. Someone on the Internet thinks what you’re doing is stupid or evil or it’s all been done before — make good art. Probably things will work out somehow, eventually time will take the sting away, and that doesn’t even matter. Do what only you can do best: Make good art. Make it on the bad days, make it on the good days, too.
I love Gaiman’s message, but I also want to make a plug for something else: when the going gets rough, make bad art, too.
When 9/11 and Katrina hit and she lost a bunch of her close friends, Lynda Barry got really depressed, and all she could do is doodle:
I found myself compelled, like this weird, shameful compulsion to draw cute animals. That was all I could stand to draw. You know, just cry and draw cute animals…dancing dogs with crowns on, you know? And, like, really friendly ducks. But I found this monkey, this meditating monkey, and I found that once - when I drew that monkey, it’s not that it fixed the problem. But it did shift it a little bit, or provide me some kind of relief. And that’s when I started to think, maybe that’s what images do, because I believe in all my - with all my heart they have an absolute biological function…
“Good” can be a stifling word, a word that makes you hesitate and stare at a blank page and second-guess yourself and throw stuff in the trash. What’s important is to get your hands moving and let the images come. Whether it’s good or bad is beside the point. Make art.
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Amazon Media Room: Press Releases
What are you doing Amazon what what what are you doing.
Why would I pay money for fanfic………….
- Pornography: We don’t accept pornography or offensive depictions of graphic sexual acts.
- Offensive Content: We don’t accept offensive content, including but not limited to racial slurs, excessively graphic or violent material, or excessive use of foul language.
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- Poor Customer Experience: We don’t accept books that provide a poor customer experience. Examples include poorly formatted books and books with misleading titles, cover art, or product descriptions. We reserve the right to determine whether content provides a poor customer experience.
- Excessive Use of Brands: We don’t accept the excessive use of brand names or the inclusion of brand names for paid advertising or promotion.
- Crossover: No crossovers from other Worlds are permitted, meaning your work may not include elements of any copyright-protected book, movie, or other property outside of the elements of this World.
Why would I pay money for PG-rated fanfic…….
Why would I give you all the rights to my fanfic w/ a clause ensuring that if the copyright holder decides to gank said fanfic I get diddly-squat……
Why…..
I feel like you didn’t think this through.
Amazon: We’re going to start publishing fanfic for money! (PG-rated, of course, and at the discretion of the copyright holder, natch, and no cursing and watch the violence and …)
Every single fanfic writer on the internet:
Why publish your fanfic as fanfic when you can polish off the serial numbers and make millions if you call it Fifty Sh—an original work.
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Favorite Clara Outfits
(Source: milakunis, via cosniehaus)
Neve McIntosh (Madame Vastra) on getting slapped by Alex Kingston on “The Name of the Doctor” [X]
Last tweet = BAMF! You go, Madame Vastra!
I love all the weeds and wild flowers that grow on the grass verge outside my filmschool…
Asami likes you as you are Korra, you don’t need to be taller ;D
and I know sometimes it’s hard to tell, but I really do like Mako.
dude why didn’t she just… Idk… lifted herself with earth bending or something
(anyways love your Korrasami as always *ª*)
was gonna do that originally, but I thought this version would be funnier
(and thank ya)
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